UGLY DOG VOTE - The western world’s approach to the canine is a give and take relationship; cuddles, walks, companionship etc. But when you go out of your way to acquire a mutt that looks like walking road-kill just so you can enter it into niche competitions like this and make other people puke into their mouths upon seeing said said ugly dog, then that’s not a healthy relationship to have.

SCIENTOLOGY: NOT A CULT – I see McDonald’s has been edging away from it’s fast food restaurant connations by painting the front of their restaurants green and serving salad, but it still serves perma-heated 4-hour-old burgers in under 30 seconds. Same goes for Scientology. You can tell everyone you’re not one. But you are one.

URBAN ART AUCTION – Amazing artists selling their brilliant art… wow if I had money, I’d buy Nick Walker’s Headless Astronaut… but I don’t.

BORED MUCH?

There’s nothing funny about stealing a man’s hat… or is there? hee hee hee

Oh yeah, and who the fuggle thought it was good idea to introduce Winehouse to Doherty to each other? “Pete meet Amy, Amy meet Pete. Now don’t do drugs together then film yourselves playing with baby mice, then put it up on youtube, k?”