“The most entertaining live human being I’ve seen in donkey years”, that’s what Rob da Bank of BBC Radio 1 said after a Beardyman live show. And we couldn’t agree more.

This dude is the friend that all of us want to invite to our parties. The barbacue sauce of every hamburguer. The salt of all meals. [Would all these food metaphores have something to do with the fact that it’s lunch time?] He can show you how to make a strawberry milkshake without any ingredient in the shaker, throw a bouncy electronic set worthy of the best turntablist ever, sing you some blues music with Oompa-loompa vocals or imitate artists of the caliber of Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and James Brown. And the most amazing thing is that in his shows no pre-recorded material is used –everything is created live and in real time in front of the audience, in front of you!

So expect the unexpected and be prepared for the most wicked night in town: Battlejam 3.0, on Sat 17th of October.

LIVE: BEARDYMAN + GUESTS
DJS: JfB + GUESTS

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Pay What You Want*

* 50% of proceedings go to Amnesty International.

Free Fridays, beating Haircut Tuesday and overly cautious Thursday, week in week out.

We liked the Album Chartshow that ran on ITV in the mornings throughout the early 90′s. It was only place you could see the videos of that obscure indie act you liked at the time but never got above the 37th spot on the chart. Then Ant, Dec and Cat Deeley came along and ruined it for everyone.

Nowadays trying to watch good music videos on TV is near impossible. MTV is now a reality TV channel solely documenting incredibly rich kids with learning difficulties and Hulk Hogan. So we’ve dug out three videos that you’ll never see on TV, but you really should have in your life. Mos Def strips it down, Gnarls Barkley digs it out and makes it jaw-dropping and Beardyman (who’s bringing his Battlejam to Cargo tomorrow night) does it with multi angles with help from Mr. Hopkinson.

This week’s giveaway is dedicated to skinny jean lovers. We are giving away 9 exclusive Timo Wallets featuring  a razor thin design that slide like butter in your back pockets. Enough room for your cash, oyster card and the highly sought after Cargo ME + 1 card (if we like you enough!). We think you will be proud to rock this eco-friendly billfold. The designs are hot too!

This Friday we’ve got Beardyman BattleJam. Get ready people!!!